Thursday 3 Sept · 01:45 UTC · updated just now

Drama index 78/10015 degraded · 1 downMood: Heavy

Mistral clears under heavy planetary pressure

Mistral leaves a difficult position, but Elastic Cloud remains the day’s heavy influence.

Kraken reports Monad funding delays; even the coins are waiting in line.Coinbase reports delayed Ethereum sends and receives; the ledger is patient.Shopify’s Klarna gateway is degraded; checkout now requires a small ceremony.Salesforce is degraded under a service incident; the forecast dislikes déjà vu.Fly.io recovered from upstream network issues; the weather clears reluctantly.Apple’s subscription-purchase wobble has cleared; the small print survives.

Should you deploy right now?

Ship itAbsolutely not

Use caution. Cloudflare and Supabase are degraded. Cloudflare maintenance is in progress.

Deployment inputs: 2 degraded · no unconfirmed warnings · 4 maintenance windows in the next 4h.

Top thread: METR Report on OpenAI / Hugging Face Hacking Incident

Coming upZoom maintenance in progress · –Twilio maintenance in progress · –Cloudflare maintenance in progress · –

Next few hours: Zoom Chat Update remains in progress.

Excuse of the hour — Elastic Cloud’s “Replication bug causing slow recoveries” is a possible alibi; the trail is taking the scenic route through replication.

Incident details →
Elastic CloudStormyReplication bug causing slow recoveriesDetails →
TwilioMistyUnable to Login to Console+10 moreMaintenance in progressDetails →
KrakenDrizzleMonad (MON) Funding Delays+2 moreScheduledDetails →
NotionDelayedIssue reconnecting to MCPs on custom agentDetails →
Microsoft 365DelayedMicrosoft Admin CenterDetails →
Microsoft TeamsDrizzleMicrosoft Admin CenterDetails →
OutlookGustyMicrosoft Admin CenterDetails →
Cisco WebexMistyWebex Calling: Some Devices are not visible in Collaboration Control HubMaintenance in progressDetails →
SalesforceDelayedSalesforce service incidentDetails →
CloudflareDrizzleHTTP/3 issue affecting R2 custom domains+1 moreMaintenance in progressDetails →
CoinbaseMistyPaused Sends/Receives - Core DAO NetworkDetails →
SourcegraphDelayedSourcegraph.com public code search degradedDetails →
SnowflakeHazyINC20000150Details →
WiseDrizzleDelayed AED paymentsDetails →
SupabaseHazyNetwork access issues affecting a limited number of users in Myanmar+1 moreDetails →

+ 1 more affected →

Slackdegraded

Fronts moving in

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All clear · 130 services

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Quiet · 37 community services with no reports

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Forecast

Breaking: Mistral’s Completion API degradation has cleared, removing one awkward mark from the chart. Elastic Cloud remains down, reporting a replication bug causing slow recoveries, while Cloudflare still has an HTTP/3 issue affecting R2 custom domains. Microsoft 365, Teams and Outlook remain degraded around Microsoft Admin Center; Twilio reports console-login trouble and message-delivery delays. Google has released Gemini 3.8 Flash, its third Flash model in six weeks, with reports it might cost more. Market mood is Greed, apparently untroubled by the forecast. Keep watching the horizon.

Latest readings

  1. Mistral recovered: Completion API Degraded - glm-5-2 resolved after 6m
  2. Mistral degraded: Completion API Degraded - glm-5-2
  3. Shopify recovered: Klarna payment gateway is experiencing degraded performance resolved after 5h 37m
  4. Salesforce incident resolved: Salesforce service incident resolved; 1 degraded incident remains
  5. Klarna recovered: Klarna Payments degradation resolved after 9h 14m
  6. Fastly recovered: Update: Confirmed third-party network event impacting our Los Angeles region resolved after 6h 4m
  7. Klarna degraded: Klarna Payments degradation
  8. Fly.io recovered: Sprites API Partial Outage resolved after 1h 41m

Warnings in effect

Hold Elastic-dependent work where possible; slow recoveries are not an invitation to hurry.

Advice for the day

  • Pause Elastic-dependent deployments.

  • Verify R2 custom-domain paths before relying on HTTP/3.

  • Expect Twilio console access and some message routes to be troublesome.

  • One clear Mistral does not clear the whole sky.

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