Archived edition · Monday 7 Sept 2026

Drama index 50/10013 degradedMood: Unsettled

Coinbase: crosswinds on Optimism transfers

Traffic control advises: Coinbase sends and receives for Optimism are delayed; hold discretionary departures.

The last two hours changed nothing; even the outage board has gone still.Midjourney image generation is affected; pixels are currently temperamental.The last two hours changed nothing; even the outage board has gone still.Midjourney image generation is affected; pixels are currently temperamental.The last two hours changed nothing; even the outage board has gone still.Midjourney image generation is affected; pixels are currently temperamental.

Should you deploy right now?

Ship itAbsolutely not

Use caution. Active incidents; Cloudflare maintenance is in progress.

Deployment inputs: 3 degraded · no unconfirmed warnings · 4 maintenance windows in the next 4h.

Coming upTwilio maintenance in progress · 17:00 UTC–21:00 UTCClerk maintenance in progress · since 14:46 UTCCloudflare maintenance in progress · 22:00 UTC–08:00 UTC

Next few hours: Cloudflare has scheduled IAD (Ashburn) maintenance ahead.

Excuse of the hour — Elastic Cloud’s “Replication bug causing slow recoveries” is a plausible alibi; the timetable is now an eventually consistent system.

Incident details →

CoinbaseDrizzleDelayed Sends/Receives - Optimism+1 moreDetails →

Microsoft 365GustyMicrosoft Admin CenterDetails →

KrakenDrizzleFunding delays for select blockchain networks+3 moreDetails →

SourcegraphDrizzleSourcegraph Cloud is degraded in US Central regionDetails →

TwilioDelayedMMS Delivery Failures from Telstra Australia to a Subset of Twilio Australia Phone Numbers+1 moreMaintenance in progressDetails →

MistralDrizzleFree Tier Temporarily DisabledDetails →

MongoDB AtlasHazyImpaired Cluster operations in AWS me-central-1 and AWS me-south-1Details →

Elastic CloudBreezyReplication bug causing slow recoveriesDetails →

SnowflakeBreezyService incidentDetails →

CloudflareSlowIncorrect geo location for some Cloudflare WARP usersMaintenance in progressDetails →

WiseDrizzleDelayed AED paymentsDetails →

SupabaseDrizzleNetwork access issues affecting a limited number of users in Myanmar+1 moreDetails →

SlackDrizzleTrouble Accessing Historical Messages With Custom Data Retention Policies EnabledDetails →

All clear · 135 services

Regional

AWS · 9 regions

us-east-1 ap-northeast-1 ap-south-1 ap-southeast-1 eu-central-1 eu-west-1 me-central-1 sa-east-1 us-west-2

Quiet · 37 community services with no reports

Forecast

Coinbase has newly reported delayed sends and receives for Optimism, placing that traffic in a holding lane. Elastic Cloud continues to report a replication bug causing slow recoveries, while Microsoft 365 lists Microsoft Admin Center as degraded. Cloudflare WARP still has some users mapped to incorrect geo locations, along with other active service matters. Firebase and DocuSign have unavailable readings rather than confirmed incidents. Market mood remains Greed, which has filed no flight plan. Stay tuned to the board.

Latest readings

02:10 UTCCoinbase degraded: Delayed Sends/Receives - Optimism
02:05 UTCMicrosoft 365 degraded: Microsoft Admin Center
02:00 UTCMicrosoft 365 recovered: Microsoft Admin Center resolved after 5m
00:20 UTCMidjourney recovered: Image Generation affected resolved after 4m

Warnings in effect

Hold location-sensitive WARP work; the map requires a second opinion.

Advice for the day

Keep releases reversible.
Check active incidents before routing work through affected services.
Treat unknown status readings as unknown, not clear.
The departure board is displaying confidence, not evidence.

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