Archived edition · Sunday 27 Sept 2026

Drama index 50/10010 degraded · 2 downMood: Unsettled

Snowflake: blackout in the accession room

Snowflake has been placed behind the blackout screen under INC20000239; Elastic Cloud remains unavailable at AWS Bahrain.

npm struggles to publish packages; Render and Figma add cloud cover.No fresh movement; the existing clouds continue their administrative duties.npm struggles to publish packages; Render and Figma add cloud cover.No fresh movement; the existing clouds continue their administrative duties.npm struggles to publish packages; Render and Figma add cloud cover.No fresh movement; the existing clouds continue their administrative duties.

Should you deploy right now?

Ship itAbsolutely not

Use caution. 4 deployment services degraded. PyPI maintenance is in progress.

Deployment inputs: 4 degraded · no unconfirmed warnings · 1 maintenance window in the next 4h.

Coming upStripe maintenance in progress · 07:00 UTC–16:00 UTCKraken maintenance in progress · 14:25 UTC–15:05 UTCPyPI maintenance in progress · 15:35 UTC–15:35 UTC

Next few hours: Stripe has scheduled TWINT and BLIK maintenance, while PyPI's deprecated XML-RPC `browse()` method remains unavailable.

Excuse of the hour — Elastic Cloud’s “Connectivity disruption for AWS Bahrain (me-south-1)” offers geography a technically respectable alibi, pending calendar review.

Incident details →

SnowflakeThunderService incident+1 moreDetails →

Elastic CloudSquallConnectivity disruption for AWS Bahrain (me-south-1)Details →

Microsoft 365BreezyMicrosoft Admin CenterDetails →

RenderOvercastObserving service instability from our upstream provider AWS in Oregon regionDetails →

npmBreezyIssues with npm package publish and private installDetails →

KrakenDrizzleDelays with Ethereum (ERC-20) deposits+4 moreMaintenance in progressDetails →

TwilioHazyMMS Delivery Delays from a Subset of Twilio Long Codes to GCI United States+3 moreDetails →

ZoomSlowService Degradation Affecting Customer Using Polycom Devices Going OfflineDetails →

CloudflareHazyNetwork Performance Degradation — Asia-Pacific+1 moreDetails →

Mastodon.socialBreezyDegraded performance on API and websiteDetails →

SalesforceBreezySalesforce service incidentDetails →

SupabaseDelayed401 errors due to JWT rejectionsDetails →

All clear · 131 services

Regional

AWS · 9 regions

us-east-1 ap-northeast-1 ap-south-1 ap-southeast-1 eu-central-1 eu-west-1 me-central-1 sa-east-1 us-west-2

Quiet · 37 community services with no reports

Forecast

Snowflake has moved from degraded to down under INC20000239, the newest object in a collection that does not accept donations. Elastic Cloud remains down for Connectivity disruption for AWS Bahrain (me-south-1). Since the previous edition, Figma has returned to clear status and Stripe has cleared Elevated API Errors, while Render has entered degraded conditions with Observing service instability from our upstream provider AWS in Oregon region. Market sentiment remains Greed, an interpretive choice rather than a restoration note. Please proceed through the exit via the usual contingency plan.

Latest readings

02:35 UTCFigma recovered: Service disruption resolved after 1h 30m
02:20 UTCSnowflake down: INC20000239
01:25 UTCStripe recovered: Elevated API Errors resolved after 21m
01:25 UTCRender degraded: Observing service instability from our upstream provider AWS in Oregon region
01:05 UTCStripe degraded: Elevated API Errors
01:05 UTCFigma down: Service disruption
00:55 UTCnpm degraded: Issues with npm package publish and private install

Warnings in effect

Do not deploy near Snowflake; the exhibit has closed without consulting the curator.

Advice for the day

Hold changes that depend on Snowflake or Elastic Cloud.
Check Render before relying on Oregon-region service.
Keep rollback plans ready; the curator has misplaced the green ribbon.

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